confession

July 12th, 2010

i haven’t felt like blogging. is that bad?

its been a minute…

July 6th, 2010

be back soon xx

the best thing j.lo has done in a while

June 7th, 2010

random inspiration: dita von teese twitpics

May 18th, 2010

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loooove her nails

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jean paul gaultier bedding. giving me old school latina moments

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the full tom ford lipstick collection. fierce!

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christian dior eyeshadow compact. art!

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oil paintings of her dogs. i want one of princess dulce de leche

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vanity

crackberry files volume 1: the life and times of jennifer yu

May 17th, 2010

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jennifer yulabel hoard,director of marketing extraordinaire, germanese, foodie supreme and crackberry addict. no matter if jennifer is front row at a fashion show, lounging poolside with a fruity drink or in the middle of dinner, you will never ever EVER find her without her BFF, the crackberry!

quaker elaphe snake sandals

May 14th, 2010

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these quaker elaphe snake sandals by jimmy choo are no joke! these sandals will bring life to any outfit. make this shoe a focal point!

light-up platform sandal

May 14th, 2010

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not only are these platform sandals by jimmy choo fab, but they light up while you walk. imagine walking into a nightlife hotspot and your shoes are serving up all types of ferosha as you make your way to your vip booth? or giving the queens life as you walk down the runway at the next ball? yas!

madame tall boots

May 14th, 2010

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these madame tall boots by christian louboutin serve the gods!

for serious?

May 13th, 2010

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the sad reality of this photo (which there are several) is that someone probably styled this… & they think they’re killing it! bwahahaha! this is awful!

sweet vaginas (?)

May 11th, 2010

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vagina cupcakes? i don’t even know what to say…

via luxury spot